ahan yadam omad:
bazia fek mikonan khili zerangan, khili bahalan, tizan. nemidoonam. albate bayad begam hamchin bi raham fek nemikonan, are kasi ke betoone inhame modato bazi kone, khili zerange khodaeeesh. vali akhe ta key? ta key mikhasti film bazi koni? ta key fekr kardi mitoni in neghabo be soorat bezani?na jedan vasam soale. khili alan ehsase tizi mikoni? khob man un aval yejoraye dg fek mikardam,fekr mikardam hame mese khodam shisheean, hichi to deleshoon nis. ghabool kami bakht dadam, vali khastam beduni ke enghadr sade loh nabash, khili vaghte ke dasteto khonde budam, vali nakhastam beroot biyaram, in paeenam goftam chera.chon mohafeze kar shode boodam. nafahmidin hanuz ghazie chie? baba abnamako in harfa dg. :D
kolan u khili be abnamak alaghe dari na? vali nadunesti ke man khili sangintar az uni budam ke to fekr mikardi, khili vaght bud ke to in mahlole namk to roosob karde budam vali ro nakardam,khodaro shokr be nafamam shod, chon kamel ta akhare deleto rikhti biroon, neshon dadi ke che adame sharlatani hasti.
yeseri soal javabam hast vase rooshan shodan mozo!
1.avalesh to budi ke bazio shoro kardi
are vali age adam boodi migofti na, chera kerm rikhti?
2.man ke hamun aval goftam na. u khodet esrar kardi.
nababa. ba dast pas mizadi ba pa pish mikeshidi. khodeti baba, in harfo dg nazan ke mikhandan behet
ah dare yadam mire harfam. cut
action:
are in baba nemigoft duset daram, asan mano nemikhast, vali nemidunam chera yehoo un mogheee ke man behesh goftam age dustam nadari begoo ke khodafezi konim, yeyho az man khoshesh umad, goft bayad khodet befahmi, badam goft duset daram. midunin chera chon un mogheha motmaen bud ke man miram donbalesh vase hamin hey keshid aghab,bad ke man dashtam mikeshidam kenar ba pa pas keshid. asan ye vaght fekr nakonin ghazie abnamako in harfasa! na shoma che ghadr adam badi hasti ke injori fekr mikoni. kasi ke 1 saloo andi hal nemikard ba man yeho az man khoshesh umad. mibinin 2nya cheghadr ghashange?
3.man behet goftam duset daram?
are makhsosan vaghte ke migofti az ham joda shim. bad man goftam khob hala age man beram ba yeki dg chi? (mitarsam age begam az khande beterekin, are khili khanadas khodaee, asan mikham bedam filme komedi besazan az ro man. begam? )gofti ke midunam pesare khobi hasti kare badi nemikoni!!! :D hala age ba kasi dust shodam chi? - baram mohem nis!!!! :D :D :D
mibini cheghdr roshan fekran bazia! dust dashtane vagheee yani hamin bekhoda, :)
taze hamin dustdashtanetam ke migi dari ma nadidim.
4.e man un ruz bekhatere to bahat umadam biroon.
namordimo mani dust dashtanam fahmidim. toye 2 sal fiso *beep o efade 1 bar davatee maro paziroftan khanum ghadam ranje kardan, unam haminjori naha, aval bayad fekr konan, bad bebinan ehyanan barnameye digari nadaran, ya bebinan ta un ruz chi mishe, bad shabe ghablesh tamas gereftan va movafeghateshoono ba davat man elam kardan, in yani dust dashtan dg! cheghadr koorin shoma! ah ah ah.
khili jalbe vasam tebghe in harfet pas shoma khiliaro dust darin chon ba kheilia biroon mirin dg, movazebe in dust dashtanatoon bashin khob, jedan chejori in hame adamo be in shekl dust midarin???
5. man sms haye asheghane vasat mifrestadam.albate fekr nakoni chizia! bekhodet nagir bikhod. ya hoselam sar miraft mikhastam ye kam sargarm sham!. ya inke chon az dastam narahat shodi miram az yeki nazarasanji mikonam ke in smse asheghanaro bedam be afshin,chon momkene az dastam narahat shode bashe, va un adame ablaham (chi begam akhe beto late gorazi dg ) tasadofan in smso pagh, send mikone beshoma.
-chi begam man dg. khodeton ghezavat konin, shenvande man saketam ehanat az toe!
natije akhlaghi, az in bebad harki az dastet narahat shod behesh sms "divunatam!!!" befrestid ta az delesh darad!!! mikhad hala un taraf ye famil! bashe ya asheghet bashe ya pesare hamsaye ya dokhtare khale ya ahmatineja ya har kofto zahre mare dge bashe.
- ye vaGHT az in divunatam ha bardasht nakonid ke ghazi, ghazie ab namako inharfasa ke khili pasfetratin, ghazi ine ke dust nadare kasi az dastesh narahat bashe, shoma in 2 salo andi ra rasman sare kar tashrif dashte id.
6.man unshab delam vasat tang shode bud,khodam goftam bia khune ... ina, na tanha vase to , vase mamanetam delam tang shode bud.
- ishoon az tabe besyar balaeee barkhordanad, hamantori ke dele bozorgeshan vase madare gerami bande tang mishavad, bara man ham tang mishavad va in yani haman dust dashatane vagheee ba in 2salo andi sadegi bande.
-mibinid. ma in 2 salo andi az javani mobarakeman ra dar abnamake ishan gharar dashteem va ishoon 2 sal khili ziba baraye ma naghsh haye rangarang bazi mikarde and. va jaleb injas ke ishan hichvaght edea nakardeand ke asheghe bande tashrif daran vali inke dusam darand (bekhanid dar abnamak hastam) ra behem goshzad kardeand. dasteshan dard nakond.
7.ahan ta yadam narafte hamin morede 6 ham, ishoon tebghe mamool tamas gereftan ke address khone ... inaro beporsan chon intarfha ra balad nistan ke ye missed call bara bande andakhtan, va man ke tamas gereftam goftam kar dashtin? na faghat gom shodim mikhastim address beporsim (bade hodode 2-3 mah bikhabari az man va alaraghme inke ishan mara dust daran!!!) ,hala bia inja bebinamet delam barat tang shode.
8. ye khatere ham begam baratun, hodode 5 mah pish ke man dele ablaham bara ishan tang shod zangidam, sare kar bud, sohabat toolani shod,dustesh porsid kie? farmodand, pesar familemoone.!!! bale man bade 2 sal famil ishan budam, nemidunam ghable in 2 sal chi budam!
9. harf ziad hast, un avala nabayad hata sms be ishan midadam chon dar khane budan va bayad montazer mimondam ta sare ishan khalfat beshe va bade 7-8 ruz abnamak ro ye hami bezand ke nakonAd khoday nakarde afshin chi bebakhashid yani namke tahneshin beshe, hala saat 3 nesfe shab aghaayee ... az ishan miporsan bidari? ishan ke khane ma tashif daran jolo cheshme man migooyand saat chande? arz mikonam 3am, mifarmayand na alan khabam!!! mibinind ba ki taraf hastim, inghdr 2roogh hast ke beshe 100ta roman kard.
10.inyeki khali az lotf nist, ishoon ta hala ba hich pesari dus nashode and va aghaye Mohsen.Dashti pesar dr.moeen maroof pesarkhale man tashif dashte and
11.akharin harf az hame khandedar tare.azat porsidam ke hala (ke dastet roo shode) to in moghEyat age u jaye man budi chika mikardi? (mitarasam in yekio begam az khande ghash konin) farmoodand, vay mistadam bebinam ayande chi pish miad! (tarjome: shoma felan be dakhele abnamak budane khod edame dahid!!!)
bazam bekhonam vasat? na dg hamina bastete, hala age inaro behet nagoftam khastam khoob zatet ro neshoon bedi, ye vaght fekr nakoni ba pape taraf budia.
say kardam ke khili moadabane harfamo begam,
pishro: baste dg khodeto khali kardi mard, velesh kon dg...